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IT WAS FAST ENOUGH AND IT WAS FURIOUS ENOUGH! MENTOS IN COKE (THE POWDER KIND) POURED INTO COKE (THE LIQUID KIND)!

HOLY SHTI! FAST 6? MORE LIKE FAST 1,000,000!  
While you guys were off sniffin each others bung holes at the Noam Chomsky film festival, I watched Fast and Furious 6! Shit was awesome and the little teaser for 7 made my butt pucker a bit. I hope my career takes me on a trajectory where I can be in #20 because that shit will probably be in space and have Tupac in it. Also, big up to the Ladi Dadi sitting next to us. You weren't super cute but seeing Fast and Furious by yourself is STUCK ON SEXY!
 #mofosjumpingoutofcars #downtonassey #walkingthroughflames#hashtagonfacebook #boxsetexceptfortheBowWowone
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