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My First NYC PRIDE PARADE

The measure of a person’s happiness can be found in their feelings towards Mondays. Looking forward to Mondays means you’re doing it right. Or doing theatre… which is not inherently the same thing. America, then, has a long way to go. But this is Sunday. Pride. And we’re gonna enjoy both those things this day. And this year I’m on a float: the only way I would go. And they’re paying me. The most interesting image etched in my mind from on-high was the officer, a large white man in full riot gear with a giant grin on his face. I See him so potentially smug or potentially happy—and perhaps at home—made me happy and cheerful… then it made me sad. A bit angry. Confused... This was not the only officer of note. The myriad, stationed patiently at every intersection included: the indifferent salty-dog cops; incredulous put-off cops; amused, pleasant approving ones; the short tough butch female cops; a little boy in a cop uniform, maybe 6 years old, standing next to a supportive "...

#AMERICANHISTORYMONTH is here people!!

HAPPY AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH!! It's like Kwanzaa for white people!! Enjoy the next 28 days, mothafucka because it's the only time you get to see us comin! I'll not only be highlighting the Black people making black history but also white people who made black history!! Be afraid!! Typical cats always talk down to us, beat us, belittle us, look at us with disgust, hose us off, enslave us, murder us, sick dogs on us, speak over us, steal us, steal from us, imprison us, ignore  us, fear us, fuck us (first literally, then metaphorically... then literally again...), steal what we create and make it WHACKER... and we still don't hate as much as we could. YOU KNOW WHY, BITCH?! CAUSE WE MOTHERFUCKING DOPE. WE ARE LOVE, STRENGTH, RESILIENCE AND POWER that makes a weak motherfucker jealous. I know the stank face of a whack ass typical looking for the type of humble that makes them feel unique... YOU AIN'T GONNA GET IT, NIGGA! I ain't afraid of nothing that's...

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NO I'M NOT GOIN, BRUH!

You Going to the Parade? Pride- A feeling or deep pleasure or satisfaction derived from one's own achievements. Every time I hear someone say, "I love gay people" I want to punch them in a kidney. Expressions like this are symptomatic of overzealousness and are horribly transgressive. Really? You like ALL gay people? Don't get me wrong: I love quite a few. But I don't love every member of any group. But, You, asshole, have either met all of them (impossible) or you've accurately assessed the psychology of all of the LGBTQ community through a non-sample study (quintuple impossible, factoring in the idiots who say such things)? To say you love every member of a group as if they are all mascots out to amuse you, whether they be gay, black, disabled, dumb, tall, or a fucking dog, is to deny the individuality of it's members and, in truth, makes you sound like a bit of an asshole. I will not be attending the Pride parade. Granted, I am out of tow...

IT WAS FAST ENOUGH AND IT WAS FURIOUS ENOUGH! MENTOS IN COKE (THE POWDER KIND) POURED INTO COKE (THE LIQUID KIND)!

HOLY SHTI! FAST 6? MORE LIKE FAST 1,000,000!   While you guys were off sniffin each others bung holes at the Noam Chomsky film festival, I watched Fast and Furious 6! Shit was awesome and the little teaser for 7 made my butt pucker a bit. I hope my career takes me on a trajectory where I can be in #20 because that shit will probably be in space and have Tupac in it. Also, big up to the Ladi Dadi sitting next to us. You weren't super cute but seeing Fast and Furious by yourself is STUCK ON SEXY!   # mofosjumpingoutofcars   # downtonassey   # walkingthroughflames # hashtagonfacebook   # boxset exceptfortheBowWowone